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June 30th, 2007


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08:54 am - Oh yeah -- the second funniest thing
I forgot to post the second funniest thing I heard all day the other day. This one's for all the child-free, zero population growth, anti-baby folks, and I decided that it must -- MUST! -- be put on T-shirts, bumper stickers, and coffee mugs.

"I took the battery out of my biological clock and put it in my vibrator."

I don't know why, but this was, indeed, the second funniest thing I'd seen all day.

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From:photog42
Date:June 30th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
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Bwahahaha!
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From:diachrony
Date:June 30th, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
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Then the THIRD funniest thing must be that they put it on a MATERNITY tee-shirt.

I mean ... WHOOPS!
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From:mrsveteran
Date:June 30th, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)

Re: My all-time favorite...

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No, dude. That is the BEST one. I mean, think about it.
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From:diachrony
Date:June 30th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)

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I was deferring to your "first funniest" and "second funniest."

This pregnancy tee shirt still might come in second to God eating the cookie. I don't know. It's almost a cosmic overload of funny ...

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From:ladyfox7oaks
Date:June 30th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
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(SNERK!)
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From:heatermcca
Date:June 30th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
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It is indeed lulzworthy. Ginger kittens everywhere approve.
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From:blackbirdshaq
Date:June 30th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
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LOL!!

I might get me one of those...

I'm not against breeding, just not sure if I want to do it myself.
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From:histygirl
Date:July 1st, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
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Okay, the maternity version of that is just tff.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 1st, 2007 12:55 am (UTC)

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From what I've heard about being pregnant, I would totally wear that.
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From:histygirl
Date:July 1st, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)

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Trust me, in the second trimester you need one. Your husband will be a worn out husk.
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From:astro_babe
Date:July 1st, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC)
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*rolls around laughing*

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