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July 19th, 2007


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08:49 am - I'm SO going to hell for laughing at this version 2.0
"What happened to you?"

"I had my finger partially amputated by an Easy-Bake Oven."

"Um, you might want to tell them the story about the bar fight instead."

"Yeah, I thought so too."

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And, the Quote of the Day:

(Overheard in a "Mexican History" class.)

"How come they're telling everything from the Mexican point of view? That shit ain't right!"

In a Mexican. History. Class. I kid you not.



Edit: Dang it, the link to the story about Easy-Bake Ovens being recalled due to burns and one child getting her finger partially amputated has gone away. Removed the link. Stupid Internet.
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From:zootnarf
Date:July 19th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
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Oh, good god, people. It's a friggin' light bulb. Get over it. You going to recall all the light bulbs in the house, too, because precious little Prissy might touch them with her tender wittle finger and get an owie?????

Idiots.

/rant #2 of the day
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From:ladyfox7oaks
Date:July 19th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)

You do find some of the STRANGEST......

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I always wanted one of those silly little ovens.... Still,- HOW do you partially amputate a finger with one?!?!?


And did anyone bother to point out that- if it had been told from any OTHER point of view- it wouldn't have been MEXICAN history class? OR bother to pin him to the wall on his racism? Or just even- pin him to the wall? JAYzuz...
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From:photog42
Date:July 19th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)

Re: You do find some of the STRANGEST......

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Still,- HOW do you partially amputate a finger with one?!?!?

By having your little brother slam his Tonka truck into the door?

"MOMMMMMM!!!! Timmy took my finger off!"
"You kids settle down in there."
"Now he's poking me with it!"
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From:ladyfox7oaks
Date:July 19th, 2007 05:51 pm (UTC)

Re: You do find some of the STRANGEST......

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Why do I have the sinking feeling that you have personal experience with this???
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From:sheracrawler007
Date:July 19th, 2007 05:27 pm (UTC)
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How can something that pink sever a finger? Obviously it's possessed.

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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
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Seriously. The mind boggles.
From:jmcg
Date:July 21st, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
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It must be the Lorena Bobbit model.
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From:photog42
Date:July 19th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
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"The $25 Easy-Bake Oven, made in China..."

It's those damn Chinese again! They're trying to kill us all, I tell ya!
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
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It's those damn Chinese again!

You misspelled heathen Chinee again.

Hope this helps!
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From:photog42
Date:July 20th, 2007 03:48 am (UTC)
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Damn, woman. You trying to start a war? They've got elite hacking squads just waitin我們亂砍淘氣婦女活學報
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From:thediva_laments
Date:July 19th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
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"Um, you might want to tell them the story about the bar fight instead."

You'd be surprised how well this works. You just have to get good at delivering it with a straight face. Granted, my scar is on my face and I got it when I was 18, so the bar fight comment was even funnier when I wasn't of legal age to drink, but it still works now. Granted I might start telling people it was an Easy bake Oven. Hm...
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From:ktkatrina
Date:July 19th, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
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My sister in law honestly thought my bar fight story was true for almost 2 years.

I've got long (6 inches on one side, 4 on the other) scars down either side of my left arm from where they put in some metal plates & screws. (I was a clumsy child).
I've perfected the dead-panned stare as I say "Bar-fight. You should have seen the other girl." Then you add the knowing nod. I've had more than one person trip up and give me an incredulous stare of fear. *LOL*
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From:thediva_laments
Date:July 19th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
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"Bar-fight. You should have seen the other girl."

LOL! That is exactly what I do but I say guy instead of girl. I'm such a hardcore pain in the ass a lot of people, especially men, have no trouble believing that I got into a fight with a man. I've also been known to simply answer with "switchblade fight."

I have a scar about an inch and a half long on my left cheek from surgery I had when I was 18 and it's not terribly obvious but when people do ask that's usually my default line. I had a boss who asked once on my 3rd day of work. He hadn't even learned my name properly yet but wanted to know about my scar. I never did tell him the truth. He probably still thinks I won a bar fight.
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From:ktkatrina
Date:July 19th, 2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
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LMAO
we should do tours together.... take turns being the other girl.

mines rather knarly looking on the longer-side because I'm apparently allergic to the dissolving stitches they used on the muscle. Nothing too life threatening, but it didn't heal as neat/clean as stitches normally do.

mines amusing for the fact that I'm 5'3" and very much a girly-girl.
Yes, I have a yellow belt in brazillian jiu jitsu and have beat guys twice my size, but thats not necessarily apparent when meeting me in general conversation.
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From:stardragonca
Date:August 31st, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
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Canadian version: Bear fight. I won.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:13 am (UTC)
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Which only goes to prove my theory: "Bar fight" is a good explanation for almost anything.

"Why don't you have kids yet?"

"Bar fight."

"How come you're limping?"

"Bar fight."

"Why didn't you pick up cat food?"

"Bar fight."

"Where's the dog?"

"Bar fight."

I mean, it really is the ultimate answer to almost anything.
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From:photog42
Date:July 19th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
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Man, I've got to use the "Easy Bake Oven" for any of mine from now on. Unfortunately any of the obvious ones have pretty much faded now.
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From:thediva_laments
Date:July 19th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC)
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You know, that can be rectified.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:11 am (UTC)
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"Freak pastry accident?"
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From:ladyfox7oaks
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:41 am (UTC)
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sorry... -_-
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 12:45 am (UTC)
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Not a problem. :-)
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From:charleeg
Date:July 20th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
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That was way funny, but I laughed harder at the resulting conversation than I did at the original post.

"Bar fight."

*snicker*
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 20th, 2007 01:00 pm (UTC)
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"Why must you spend so much money on perfume?"

"Bar fight."

See, it works for everything!
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From:photog42
Date:July 20th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)
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MrsV has a tendency to bring out the worst in everyone. I think it's hereditary. It allows this fascinating branch of the human race to better utilize their mocking instincts.

MrsV's Dad: "MrsV, this is Bradly. He's of my students."
Bradly: "I've solved P vs. NP! No wait... I forgot to carry the one."
MrsV & Dad: "BWAhahaha! Dumbass!"
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 21st, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
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"What's wrong, Dad?"

"Well, I had a dream the other night that I went into class, and I was lecturing, and I said, 'Now you take this motherfucker here, subtract it from this shit over there, multiply by this sonofabitch and you've solved the bastard!' I think the Army language is having a bad influence on me."

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