August 14th, 2007
|07:36 am - The perfect gift(s) for your little princess!|
I'm not sure how these things happen, but somehow a bizarre Halloween costume idea combined with the madness of photog42 turned into a sort of parody website called "GlamGuns.com".
At times like this, there's not much you can do except sit back and wait for the cease and desist notices to come rolling in, I suppose.
On the other hand, if I end up in jail, I'm going to insist on the Glambo Signature Series "Hilton Handcuffs". After all, just because you're being arrested doesn't have to mean you can't feel pretty!
Oh, and by the way ...
I ♥ Glambo!
Looking at that site totally put a smile on my face this morning -- thanks for posting the link!
Awesome! Putting a smile on faces is one of the greatest accomplishments one can make. :-)
Doesn't count without sparkletext.
Oh, god DAMMIT!
I knew I forgot something.
You must rectify this oversight! Now that it's been brought up, the lack of sparkletext on the site is giving me pain. Ow. Need ... sparklies ...
Oh. My. Goddess!
Ok, that's funny!
Of course, you do know that some people will take that seriously...
It'll be even funnier if someone does take it seriously, though, don't you think? :-)
Oh gods & goddesses, yes!
I don't know which would be the most fun... if they were for or against it!
I mean, someone taking it dead seriously and wanting to buy some? Funny.
But having some FauxNews watching, Bill O'rly groupie going;
ZOMG! GUN TOTING FEMMINAZI LESBIANS!!!11ELEVENTYONE!!
Hayyyy, waitaminute! You know what you've got there don't you? Fly paper for Republican Neo-con sexist bastards...
I mean, they were frothing about pink pistol packing packs of lustful lesbian
gangs roaming teh countryside, kidnapping and indoctrinating young girls...
[dear gods, what an imagination some of Faux-News writers have!]
Add a few more pages to that, on the Glambo way of life, and you'll have something that have them slathering in condemnation... and what a prize joke that'll be when you point out it's a joke!
I really wanted the My Little Carbine. ::sniffle::
I feel cheated!!
(Well, I couldn't have afforded it anyway. Durn them RICH gun-toting feminazi lesbians ...)
I really, really, really am hoping for someone to email to complain that the checkout process doesn't work.
Then again, the site does kind of hit you over the head with "this is a joke, people" on every page, you know. I mean, even crazy people couldn't possibly think it was real, could they?
Hard to say. So hard to say.
You know what would be even funnier? If we commissioned a couple of real pieces just to have them floating around out there to really confuse people. A couple of those wouldn't be too difficult to make for real. Then we could post some video on YouTube.
OOOH! I want the Hello Kitty AK-47 for Christmas!!! SANTA!!!!!!
I should put up a tutorial on how to make one. :-)
I swear woman,... the men with the nice white jackets with the really LOOOONG sleeves will be at your door within ten minutes of you posting THAT...
Ooh, new product idea! Glambo Signature Series Crazy Frog Straitjacket!!!
(Oh Gawds... I've inspired a new line.)
(Runs away, SCREAMING into the night...)
That's what happens when you poke things.
That SO needs to be part of the Babysitter's kit...
Feel free. While you're in there, the "(not shown)" could be removed from the AK-47 description. I went back and added the insert into the image.
Oh, yeah, thanks, didn't notice that. FiX0red.
OMFG *dies laughing* I have to send the link to the offspring. She's loved Hello Kitty since forever (HK tat LOL) and became a gun nut via osmosis after marrying one. She will have a conniption - he'll just shake his head and say, "Girls and guns. It was inevitable."
Oh my god, she does NOT have a hello kitty tattoo!
Everyone wants the Hello Kitty AK, for some reason. Except for one friend who really wanted "My Little Carbine."
I want "The Motha T."
Yep, she sure does. Her name is Katherine. I call her Kat and in high school, she was Kitty to close friends, so it was inevitable (and she came by it honest). It's a big HK face in a spiderweb. The web part kinda freaked me, but it's all so very her. So she would want the HK 47. *snort*
I want a lludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Marvin's my hero (yes, I have the tat LOL).
The motto for which is "peace though superior firepower"...
That is fantastic! You should add an Accessories section. Everything from the proper pink Leatherman to pink glittery camo press on nails.
You must let us know when Faux News comes calling...
"Disney Princess Poison Ring!"
Yes! And "My Little Pony Infrared goggles"!
That's just... sick.
You are so going to hell, lady.
SAME AS YOU!!!
You buy the first round.
Deal. And after we polish off our Mango Madness Mai Tais with umbrellas, we'll show the dude running the place how it's really done.
Nice! Now, how to get to the top of google search results ...
put free hot sex somewhere in really tiny letters
ATTENTION: GLAMBO DOES NOT DO FREE HOT SEX!
That should do it.
Or, store your Glambo arsenal in one of these BIG JUGS! We offer ones with TINY HOLES in the top for making sure the arsenal is well-ventilated at all times. Unfortunately, we cannot sell weaponry to UNDERAGE TEENS, but we do want to emphasize that we have a no-discrimination policy regarding sales. Whether you are ASIAN, BLACK, WHITE, a LESBIAN, a CHEERLEADER, a HOUSEWIFE, a HOT GRANDMA, or all of the above, we want you to know that we are eager to SERVICE you. We are open for business -- let us pump you up with all the big guns you can handle!
I think it would definitely work. The fake guns will be flying off the virtual shelves!
|Date:||August 14th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)|| |
LMAO I pulled up the site at work yesterday after you mentioned it in an email and I knew it was a joke but felt compled to quickly surf away before any co-worker saw it considering I am working with kids. I must be careful following links in the future. Thank you so much for the laugh! BTW, I want a My Little Carbine and an assortment of Martha's Mines in cordinating colors hehehe
Everyone wants My Little Carbine! hahahaha!
|Date:||August 15th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)|| |
BEST. SITE. EVAH!!
That last one is an actual French Military [post WW2] mobile artillery piece... basically, a vespa with 75mm recoilless anti-tank rifle.
Do it in pink, and it is sooo Glambo!
I should have posted these earlier, but here's some others I did not directly Glambo related.
This was for a friend of mine. He likes froofy:
And at one point, I sissified MrMrsV's stash:
And this is the Duke Nukem M60:
I am reasonably certain that Sucking Chest Wound Bear has been shot in the belly.
"Oh,Sucky,did you invade Canada AGAIN?"
Got some pictures for you... like we discussed. Drop me a line so I can email them to you...
silicon dot shaman at gmail dot com
Still working on the EZ Flame Thrower, with marshmellow toasting fork
Awesome! Just emailed you!