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September 27th, 2007


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06:11 pm - And Generations Would Live in Fear ...
"Grampa, how come Daddy and Uncle Scott said not to tell Uncle Charlie that I was going to Basic Training, and to never, ever, under any circumstances, give him my address at Boot Camp?"

"Well, Kiddo, it's rather a long story, but Uncle Charlie has a bit of a strange sense of humor about what kinds of care packages you should send someone in basic training. For example, take a look at this Amazon.com order Uncle Charlie sent to your Daddy when he was in Boot Camp for the Marines:"


Estimated ship date for these 3 items: September 28, 2007
Secrets Of A Gay Marine Porn Star - Rich Merritt
$11.25 - Quantity: 1 - In Stock - Eligible for Amazon Prime shipping rates:
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Condition: new
Sold by: Amazon.com
Gift options
Gift wrap: Amazon Gift-wrap
Gift note: Hmmmm, possible career choice for a rifleman? Shoulda gone to
college you idiot!

Masculine Marine: Homoeroticism in the U.S. Marine Corps (Haworth Gay & Lesbian Studies) (Haworth Gay & Lesbian Studies) - Steven Zeeland
$11.01 - Quantity: 1 - In Stock - Eligible for Amazon Prime shipping rates:
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Condition: new
Sold by: Amazon.com
Gift options
Gift wrap: Amazon Gift-wrap
Gift note: Feel free to share the reading with your new pals...If you don't
want to read these, I want them back. Maybe they'll remind me of some of the
good old days in the Army Airborne!

A Night in the Barracks: Authentic Accounts of Sex in the Armed Forces
- Alex Buchman
$10.36 - Quantity: 1 - In Stock - Eligible for Amazon Prime shipping rates:
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Condition: new
Sold by: Amazon.com
Gift options
Gift wrap: Amazon Gift-wrap
Gift note: A little something for getting you in the mood to 'spoon'...oh by
the way, why do marines put their names on the back of their pants? That way
the guy behind them will know who he's ****ing. Keep the faith, Man.

"Grampa?"

"Yeah, son?"

"How come Aunt Tina lets him do that?"

"Ask your sister when she gets back from Army basic."

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From:ladyfox7oaks
Date:September 28th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
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Only YOU could find these sorts of twisted things... (And you can't even share them with the co-workers, cause only a very few of them would find them funny!)
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From:photog42
Date:September 28th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
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Okay, now I have to know what you've sent in care packs.
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From:diachrony
Date:September 28th, 2007 05:12 am (UTC)
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Man, Charlie sends great gifts. HAHAHAHAHA. Faaaabulous.
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From:wind_4
Date:September 28th, 2007 05:26 am (UTC)
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*guffaw*
*giggle*
*snort*

:D
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From:histygirl
Date:September 28th, 2007 06:29 am (UTC)
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BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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From:fabledbrewer
Date:September 28th, 2007 11:53 am (UTC)
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I would once again like to reassert my membership in the Charlie fan club.
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From:siliconshaman
Date:September 28th, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC)
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Evil, pure uncut dyed in the wool, Evil...

and I mean that in the nicest possible way!
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From:alberonn
Date:September 28th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Aren't those required reading?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:September 29th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
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Charlie says they should be.

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