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October 3rd, 2004


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08:51 pm - Don't miss the next exciting episode
In which sushirob and banshree take mrsveteran to Coldstone Creamery, and watch her eat half a gallon of ice cream. They then encourage her to become bulimic, and kidnap her to the local In-and-Out Burger, despite her screams of protest and terror at the thought of burgers going both in and out when they really should just stay in. Using the child door locks, they taunt her into thinking her window roller-upper is broken just to get her to sing Adam Sandler's "Piece of Shit Car" song, and they laugh as she bounces off the walls of the car on a sugar-buzz from hell during the 20-minute drive muttering "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!!!!" and "The cOlOrS .... tHe CoLoRs...."

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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 3rd, 2004 09:49 pm (UTC)
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IN AND OUT BURGER IS SOOOOOFAKING GOOD!!!!!


mmm and they opened a stone cold creamery near my work.

I will not be visiting it. It's mucho pointos.

and i suppose i'm lucky that they don't have in n out in ma?

meh.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 08:05 am (UTC)
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Having one medium sized order of ice cream at ColdStone pretty much uses up my entire freaking calorie budget for the day.

Not to mention the sugar buzz.

Yowza!
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From:sushirob
Date:October 4th, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
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one medium sized ?

Im going to have to blog, the truth must be out there..
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 10:19 am (UTC)
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Somewhere I did mention that I also had a banana split.

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From:histygirl
Date:October 4th, 2004 06:43 am (UTC)
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No such places in Canuckistan. There will be a telethon, so get your chequebooks ready. ;)
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)
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Wow. That's bad.

Thank God for the USA: we got no medical care, but dammit, we have Coldstone Creamery and In-and-out Burgers!

Our priorities are sure in the right place, you betcha. :-)
From:citizen_gkar
Date:October 4th, 2004 07:55 am (UTC)
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There's a Coldstone literally one block away from where I live.

I haven't gone. I'm afraid to even get started...
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 08:01 am (UTC)
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I'm afraid to even get started...

And well you should be.

A medium-sized ("Love it") order of German Chocolate Cake ice cream is over 1000 calories. Add a chocolate-dipped waffle cone, and that's another 300-some-odd.

I had not only that, but a banana split.

Whee!
From:citizen_gkar
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC)
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*insert sound of one jaw dropping alone in a forest*
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:23 am (UTC)
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Subtitle: "How MrsV gained 11 pounds in two days."
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From:otterprincess
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:24 am (UTC)
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Yeah there's one not far from me.

I haven't tried it yet.

Is it good? :P

I thought you all did Sushi again?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)
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We did do Sushi again. Ice cream and In-N-Out burger was later.

*falls over*
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From:cookiegirlie
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)
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0.o

I have both in the neighborhood and avoid them.

I have enough issues. I do not need to go looking for something else. It's bad enough I can't have my taco salads anymore. :P
From:ipuhlot
Date:October 4th, 2004 09:47 am (UTC)
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Luckily for me, the nearest Cold Stone is 20 minutes away, which is far too far for me to risk it. I don't think it's good enough to experience an intestinal blowout on I675...well, having not indulged, I *think* it's not worth it, though the Spouse Thingy might disagree. I've sat in there while he's had some, and he makes noises whilst eating it...

Now In and Out...those they don't have here but they do in Vacaville, and I am SO going there the first week home!
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 4th, 2004 10:54 am (UTC)
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/drools
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From:histygirl
Date:October 4th, 2004 11:35 am (UTC)
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In and Out Burger sounds so rude.

I simply must have one.

Or two...
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 4th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
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The only thing that would be worse would be "In and Out Hot Dogs."

On the good side, you could feature free entertainment by "Thunder from Down Under" while you waited in the drive-thru line.

But that might be a little racy even for here.
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From:originalquetzal
Date:October 4th, 2004 05:14 pm (UTC)
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Oh, you have no idea how many rude variations can be made on that hamburger chain's name until you've heard RedZone and his brother. :roll:

But they are damn good burgers. :)
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From:cookiegirlie
Date:October 4th, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
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Ya know, I think I'd pay to see MrsV full of sugar and bouncing around.
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From:originalquetzal
Date:October 4th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
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Me too! It's a bit hard to imagine, actually.
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From:sushirob
Date:October 5th, 2004 05:04 pm (UTC)
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Well apparently you can for a mere $10, cheaper than going to the movies.


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