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November 14th, 2005


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02:30 pm - Quote of the day
"I would like to use this hammer to wash my windows, but it's not the best tool for the job."

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From:alberonn
Date:November 14th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
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How about using a window to hammer in a nail? That might work.
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From:fabledbrewer
Date:November 14th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
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Still, if the only tool you have is a hammer...
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From:msretro
Date:November 15th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
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You sure about that? I mean, use the hammer, and the windows no longer need to be washed. Ever! You've permanently solved your problem!

*goes off to finish her laundry with a blow torch*
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From:sushirob
Date:November 15th, 2005 12:41 am (UTC)
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im totally with MsR on this one.
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From:fabledbrewer
Date:November 15th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
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LOL!
MsRetro is teh genius!
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From:msretro
Date:November 15th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
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Heh... I read this thread to my boyfriend, and he bursts out with: "Yeah... the dishes are done."
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From:mrsveteran
Date:November 15th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
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BWAHAHAHAA!

I remember that from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead."

"Dishes are done, man."

*dies*
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From:msretro
Date:November 15th, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Yup, that's the line!
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:November 15th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
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i love that movie.

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