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December 5th, 2005


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04:05 pm - Okay, WTF?
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I stole yourdemonlover's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I put money in plklives's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
mrsveteran

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I did NOT know that was yourdemonlover's purse. I SWEAR it looked EXACTLY like mine. I just figured I must have forgotten that I had a Visa Gold card and $2,347.36 in cash. Hey, I'm absent-minded. Just ask Charlie: I'm always finding money I forgot I had.

In addition, I believe that I should get an extra 4,000 points for the brussel sprouts. I mean, come ON. Brussel sprouts? Seriously.

I have been robbed. ROBBED, I say!!!

Just remember who had your back in South Korea, Santa. That's right. I think you know what I'm getting at here.

Love, MrsVeteran

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From:qubegirl
Date:December 6th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
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*L* That was great!
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 6th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
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I still say I was robbed.

And I ALWAYS yield at the supermarket.

Grr.
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From:zootnarf
Date:December 6th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
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I like brussel sprouts.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 6th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
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*sssh!*

(I like brussel sprouts too, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, dammit.)
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From:qubegirl
Date:December 7th, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
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I like to think I take credit for the brussel sprouts.
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From:plklives
Date:December 6th, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, parking meter -- thanks! I have probably paid more in parking tickets over the years than I have for my car.

In return, I'll send you an original VHS copy of Pretty Woman for Xmas. Don't thanks me -- no, really. Really.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 6th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Thank GOD for you!

I think we're down to our last 27 copies.

I was getting worried.
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From:plklives
Date:December 7th, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
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I know! I don't want to seem evangelical, but it really is important to celebrate the birth of the hooker with a heart of gold.

Wait; am I mixing genres again? Naaah.
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:December 7th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC)
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yeah well i'm getting a moldy sandwhich!!!

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