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March 21st, 2006


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12:20 pm - Is it just me ...
Or is spam more and more coming to resemble one of those poems by Stan Rice you used to find scattered throughout Anne Rice books? For example:


warn
A poem in free verse

precede constriction questionnaire indolence with?
DNA as relent exhilarating soliloquy.
impression of nonverbal an dismissive nonsensical!

of nitrogen unreasonable
the tandem web, the of automatic,

muffin as heart-to-heart as finances.

the vigilant loot as predetermined
warmed-over
the frankness in but an unparalleled iffy,
a it fraught top-notch correction

college
     jockey
        family planning
              the rigmarole manipulate

vital statistics pointy
or masquerade nightgown unabated absorbent.

blue jay insensitively breeze to biologist:
a arena

good-looking resonant characteristically.

quarrel distrustfully

idiocy dinghy a but freight

we are lost in shadow


I can just hear the beat-poet jazz playing in the background like in "I married an Axe Murderer."

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From:alberonn
Date:March 21st, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
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I still think it's an awful lot like Vogon poetry.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
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If your ears aren't bleeding, it's not Vogon poetry. :-)
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From:cookiegirlie
Date:March 21st, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
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Damn you're good.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
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I want a T-shirt that just says:

MUFFIN AS HEART-TO-HEART AS FINANCES

Let 'em wonder.
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From:cookiegirlie
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
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If I was a better knitter...
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From:mrsveteran
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:53 am (UTC)
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Or maybe just "Vital Statistics Pointy!"

Tell people I bought it in Japan or something.
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From:blackbirdshaq
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
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You know, it's a bit e.e. cummings. But so much more stupid.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:March 22nd, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
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Tthe vigilant loot as predetermined!!!
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From:plklives
Date:March 22nd, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
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I want a masquerade nightgown!

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