March 21st, 2006
|12:20 pm - Is it just me ...|
Or is spam more and more coming to resemble one of those poems by Stan Rice you used to find scattered throughout Anne Rice books? For example:
A poem in free verse
precede constriction questionnaire indolence with?
DNA as relent exhilarating soliloquy.
impression of nonverbal an dismissive nonsensical!
of nitrogen unreasonable
the tandem web, the of automatic,
muffin as heart-to-heart as finances.
the vigilant loot as predetermined
the frankness in but an unparalleled iffy,
a it fraught top-notch correction
the rigmarole manipulate
vital statistics pointy
or masquerade nightgown unabated absorbent.
blue jay insensitively breeze to biologist:
good-looking resonant characteristically.
idiocy dinghy a but freight
we are lost in shadow
I can just hear the beat-poet jazz playing in the background like in "I married an Axe Murderer."
I still think it's an awful lot like Vogon poetry.
If your ears aren't bleeding, it's not Vogon poetry. :-)
I want a T-shirt that just says:
MUFFIN AS HEART-TO-HEART AS FINANCES
Let 'em wonder.
If I was a better knitter...
Or maybe just "Vital Statistics Pointy!"
Tell people I bought it in Japan or something.
You know, it's a bit e.e. cummings. But so much more stupid.
Tthe vigilant loot as predetermined!!!
I want a masquerade nightgown!