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June 25th, 2006


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06:10 am - A Message from Momiji
(From StuffOnMyCat.com via ginmar)

Hello.

My name is Momiji.

I am a cat.

I am going to rip your fucking face off for sticking me in all this Hello Kitty crap.

That's right.

Yeah, you keep laughing.

Take your little pictures.

Post them on your fucking human blog.

Then some night, when you least expect it, I will come into your room.

I will leap up onto your bed with the agility and deftness we cats are so justly famed for.

I will ever so quietly bend towards your sleeping face.

And then ...

THEN!

I will suck out your soul.

Oh, you thought that was just an old wives' tale, did you?

Well.

Guess again, motherfucker.

Sincerely,

Momiji the Cat

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From:alberonn
Date:June 25th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
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*laughter*
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From:photog42
Date:June 26th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
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I wonder if Momiji is a Nazi.
I mean feminist.

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