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October 15th, 2006


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09:15 pm - And by the way ...
Bringing your cute little fluffy Pomeranian to your booth at the Psychic Fair is CHEATING. Do you hear me? It's cheating, that's what it is! All those people hanging around going "OMG PUPPY!!!" And then you just say, "Would you like a tarot reading?" And they don't want to leave the cute puppy, so they do it. And you get all the customers just because of your cute, fluffy Pomeranian.

I'm onto you people.

I'm filing a protest with the ... um ... with the ... board of ... psychic fair ... examiners.

Or something.

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!

Oh, and next time?

Next time I'm bringing the little white teacup Maltese. See how your Pomeranian matches up to THAT!

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From:plklives
Date:October 16th, 2006 11:19 am (UTC)
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Ooh, you could start a fluffy arms race with the other psychics. I can see bringing in progressively smaller and cuter animals until you have to do some genetic manipulation to create a real-life tribble or something.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. YEAH!

"I'll see your Pomeranian, and raise you a TEACUP MALTESE!"

"Well, I'll see your teacup Maltese and raise you a Min Pin!"

"Oh, yeah, well I'll SEE your Min Pin and raise you a small basket of three-week-old KITTENS! With little pink BOWS around their necks! And false eyelashes like in a Chuck Jones cartoon!!!"

"I'll call."
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From:alberonn
Date:October 16th, 2006 12:10 pm (UTC)
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one word:

kittens

;)
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
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"Free kitten with every 20-minute reading!!!"

Dude.

DUDE!!!

Fucking genius! A GENIUS, you are!
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From:ktkatrina
Date:October 16th, 2006 01:21 pm (UTC)
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teacup Maltese - you are indeed sadistic.

my husband's uncle recently got one of these for his daughters. Thing is soooo tiny. I finally saw what the appeal is in dogs that size. The thing will ALWAYS look like a cute little puppy.

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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 01:56 pm (UTC)
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Seriously. This thing is full-grown, and it's slightly bigger than our cocker spaniel's head. Plus, he has arthritis in his knees, so you can mention that, and people will be all, "ohhhhhhh, poooooor puppy!"

Yes, yes. It's all part of my clever plan for PSYCHIC FAIR DOMINATION!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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From:plklives
Date:October 16th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, and put him in a little doggy wheelchair. That would be the most pathetic! And say that he swam to safety during hurricane Katrina and saved a group of orphans by bringing the rescuers back to them.
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From:plklives
Date:October 16th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
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No, wait, pulling a group of orphans to safety in a dinghy.

There we go. You cannot beat that.
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From:angelgypsy38
Date:October 16th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
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I'm just cracking up at how EVERYTHING is a competition with you!

LOL

You kill me. Seriously.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
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I think the Psychic Fair needs to turn into another sushi story. :-)
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From:angelgypsy38
Date:October 16th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
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You mean it hasn't?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Not yet. At the moment it's just a few random blog entries. :-)
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 16th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
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" All those people hanging around going "OMG PUPPY!!!" And then you just say, "Would you like a tarot reading?" And they don't want to leave the cute puppy, so they do it. "

So MRS V, what did your reading say?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
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It said I need to bring some fucking KITTENS the next time to counteract the fluffy puppy, that's what it said.

Oh, and also, that I should write a book.

But I'm not sure about the last part.
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 16th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
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I think the last part sound spot on. But whatever would you write about?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, see, that's the problem right there. I have nothing to write about with my dull and uninteresting life.

~sigh~

Oh well.
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 16th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. Your life is pretty dull. Why do I talk to you again?
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From:mrsveteran
Date:October 16th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
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You got me.

Nothing better to do?

;-)
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From:photog42
Date:October 17th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
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1. Because KFBabe is also writing a book and needs stories about crazy people other than just herself. Now she can steal yours.

2. She likes to point and laugh.

3. The CSI spinoffs haven't lived up to the hype.

4. ADHD. Now she's reading a cereal box.
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:October 17th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
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hahahah true!!!!!

=)

yes i'm stealing all of MRS V's stories. mwahahah

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