mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

Oh yeah -- the second funniest thing

I forgot to post the second funniest thing I heard all day the other day. This one's for all the child-free, zero population growth, anti-baby folks, and I decided that it must -- MUST! -- be put on T-shirts, bumper stickers, and coffee mugs.

"I took the battery out of my biological clock and put it in my vibrator."

I don't know why, but this was, indeed, the second funniest thing I'd seen all day.
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