mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

I'm SO going to hell for laughing at this version 2.0

"What happened to you?"

"I had my finger partially amputated by an Easy-Bake Oven."

"Um, you might want to tell them the story about the bar fight instead."

"Yeah, I thought so too."


And, the Quote of the Day:

(Overheard in a "Mexican History" class.)

"How come they're telling everything from the Mexican point of view? That shit ain't right!"

In a Mexican. History. Class. I kid you not.

Edit: Dang it, the link to the story about Easy-Bake Ovens being recalled due to burns and one child getting her finger partially amputated has gone away. Removed the link. Stupid Internet.
Tags: bizarre, qotd

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