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July 19th, 2007
08:49 am - I'm SO going to hell for laughing at this version 2.0
"What happened to you?"
"I had my finger partially amputated by an Easy-Bake Oven."
"Um, you might want to tell them the story about the bar fight instead."
"Yeah, I thought so too."
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And, the Quote of the Day:
(Overheard in a "Mexican History" class.)
"How come they're telling everything from the Mexican point of view? That shit ain't right!"
In a Mexican. History. Class. I kid you not.
Edit: Dang it, the link to the story about Easy-Bake Ovens being recalled due to burns and one child getting her finger partially amputated has gone away. Removed the link. Stupid Internet.
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Oh, good god, people. It's a friggin' light bulb. Get over it. You going to recall all the light bulbs in the house, too, because precious little Prissy might touch them with her tender wittle finger and get an owie?????
Idiots.
/rant #2 of the day ![[User Picture]](https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/41240100/6938613) | | | You do find some of the STRANGEST...... | (Link) |
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I always wanted one of those silly little ovens.... Still,- HOW do you partially amputate a finger with one?!?!?
And did anyone bother to point out that- if it had been told from any OTHER point of view- it wouldn't have been MEXICAN history class? OR bother to pin him to the wall on his racism? Or just even- pin him to the wall? JAYzuz... ![[User Picture]](https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/38954019/6811075) | | From: |  photog42 |
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| Date: | July 19th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC) |
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Still,- HOW do you partially amputate a finger with one?!?!?
By having your little brother slam his Tonka truck into the door?
"MOMMMMMM!!!! Timmy took my finger off!"
"You kids settle down in there."
"Now he's poking me with it!" How can something that pink sever a finger? Obviously it's possessed.
Seriously. The mind boggles. "The $25 Easy-Bake Oven, made in China..."
It's those damn Chinese again! They're trying to kill us all, I tell ya!
It's those damn Chinese again!
You misspelled heathen Chinee again.
Hope this helps!
"Um, you might want to tell them the story about the bar fight instead."
You'd be surprised how well this works. You just have to get good at delivering it with a straight face. Granted, my scar is on my face and I got it when I was 18, so the bar fight comment was even funnier when I wasn't of legal age to drink, but it still works now. Granted I might start telling people it was an Easy bake Oven. Hm... My sister in law honestly thought my bar fight story was true for almost 2 years.
I've got long (6 inches on one side, 4 on the other) scars down either side of my left arm from where they put in some metal plates & screws. (I was a clumsy child).
I've perfected the dead-panned stare as I say "Bar-fight. You should have seen the other girl." Then you add the knowing nod. I've had more than one person trip up and give me an incredulous stare of fear. *LOL* Man, I've got to use the "Easy Bake Oven" for any of mine from now on. Unfortunately any of the obvious ones have pretty much faded now. That was way funny, but I laughed harder at the resulting conversation than I did at the original post.
"Bar fight."
*snicker* "Why must you spend so much money on perfume?"
"Bar fight."
See, it works for everything! MrsV has a tendency to bring out the worst in everyone. I think it's hereditary. It allows this fascinating branch of the human race to better utilize their mocking instincts.
MrsV's Dad: "MrsV, this is Bradly. He's of my students."
Bradly: "I've solved P vs. NP! No wait... I forgot to carry the one."
MrsV & Dad: "BWAhahaha! Dumbass!" |
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