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October 30th, 2007

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06:03 pm - GlamGuns, Gullibility, and What's Wrong with America
I think I've discovered one of the reasons so many people are ready to believe that the Hello Kitty AK-47 is a real thing. We were just down at the neighborhood grocery store picking up groceries, and we found (and, while I wish I were, I am SO not making this up) a digital, MUSICAL, Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer.

You heard me correctly.

It is bright yellow, with a large, smiling, yellow, square Spongebob head at the top. (Not, presumably, the bit that actually enters the ... err ... area in which a rectal thermometer typically enters.)

Don't believe me? I even found it at Amazon. I also saw one where the packaging looks vaguely like Spongebob ecstatically receiving the services of a rectal thermometer (although this second one is sans the giant plastic square head which, one might imagine, could make Mr. Squarepants a bit less ecstatic about the whole thing. Hard to say for sure, though. Maybe he likes that kind of thing. NOT that there's anything wrong with that.).

Charlie, of course, immediately started singing (to the tune of the Spongebob theme song) "Who lives in a brownhole behind where you pee? Spongebob! Squarepants!"

And then he bought it for my Dad for his birthday.

In a world where such a thing exists, is a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle really any more ... wrong?

You tell me, my friends. You tell me.

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Date:October 31st, 2007 04:54 am (UTC)
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Date:October 31st, 2007 04:59 am (UTC)
There are NO Words for... this... just... NO...
Date:October 31st, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
What we need now is a picture of Dick Cheney with a hello Kitty AK-47 slung over his shoulder, strapping a bleeding Sponge Bob on the fender of his bullet proof limousine.
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Date:October 31st, 2007 06:22 am (UTC)
Is it wrong that I immediately googled for a Hello Kitty rectal thermometer?

Dammit ... I can't believe there isn't one.

Spongebob's dementedly gleeful facial expression is perfect for this, don't you think? Hehehehe ...
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Date:October 31st, 2007 11:10 am (UTC)
o.0 Oh my. What makes people think that a child wants to stick something up their butt when they're sick, let alone their favorite character?? That's just absurd.

Oh, and the Hello Kitty rifle is just as bad. I wonder how many people bought these items... *shakes head bewildered*

On a non-topic issue, Happy Belated Birthday, mrsveteran. I hope you had a lovely day. =)
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Date:October 31st, 2007 12:25 pm (UTC)
Charlie, of course, immediately started singing...
Awesome! I now have new lyrics for that I will from now on use for that tune.

Happy Belated B-Day, MrsV. I wish you a year of happiness.
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Date:October 31st, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
Awesome. That'll change my enjoyment of the SB theme song!!! Gahh!!!
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Date:October 31st, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
Here's to spongebob up the butt!

And Happy Birthday, MrsV!
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Date:October 31st, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
Hello Kitty AK-47 is a spoof,and thus everything that is right with the U.S.
That other puppy is just -wrong!
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Date:October 31st, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Also, I think you should publish any hate mail or serious inquiries about the Hello Kitty weaponry on the site. More fun for me!
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Date:November 2nd, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
I posted a few comments and some links on my LJ if you are curious.

Here's some recent ones that tickled me:


ya all yur stuff is pimped out or "glamed out" but with all due respect dont put mother thearesa on yo gunzzz!!

Are these guns fuctonal? What if i ask really nice?
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Date:November 1st, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
I don't know, but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

*smashes cake in your face*
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Date:November 1st, 2007 09:44 pm (UTC)

Now i need a Patrick enema bag.

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