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November 1st, 2007

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07:41 am - JotD and QotD
Whilst attempting to figure out just what in the heck the advertising agency was thinking when making a particular HP commercial, the conversation turned into a somewhat surreal joke:

il31415li: What do an HP printer and a tennis star have in common?

Charlie: They both have BALLS!

... dead silence as we all just kind of blink at each other ...

And then we all started laughing hysterically. In the midst of my giggles, I protested, "What the hell? That's not funny!"

"No, no," explained il31415li, "It's like 'How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?' And the answer is, 'A fish!'"

I wonder if my brother will find it as funny as we did, or if you just had to be there?

And the quote of the day, also from il31415li: "A naked crazy person with a fork is always scarier than just a regular naked crazy person."

So true. So very, very true.

Happy New Year, to everyone for whom it's a new year.

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Date:November 1st, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you, And a Happy one to YOU, too! :)
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Date:November 1st, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)

What does that say?[/non-geekgrrl]


I wonder where that fish has gone.

You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.

And it went wherever I did go.

Is it in the cupboard?

Yes! Yes! No!...

Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.

And it went wherever I did go.

It's behind the sofa!

Where can that fish be?

Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?!


It is a most elusive fish!

And it went wherever I did go.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

That went wherever I did go.

Look up his trunk!

Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers!
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Date:November 2nd, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
"A naked crazy person with a fork is always scarier than just a regular naked crazy person."

And just a fork, for that matter.

If you meet just one naked person with a fork, you can call them crazy. If you meet a whole bunch of naked people with forks, you have to wonder... Are you the crazy one?

Which is the scariest of the food utensils? Salad tongs* are worrisome, as are meat tenderizers.

*I've seen that spelled as salad thongs. A salad thong is lettuce in your butt crack. Nobody wants to see that.

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