mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

JotD and QotD

Whilst attempting to figure out just what in the heck the advertising agency was thinking when making a particular HP commercial, the conversation turned into a somewhat surreal joke:

il31415li: What do an HP printer and a tennis star have in common?

Charlie: They both have BALLS!

... dead silence as we all just kind of blink at each other ...

And then we all started laughing hysterically. In the midst of my giggles, I protested, "What the hell? That's not funny!"

"No, no," explained il31415li, "It's like 'How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?' And the answer is, 'A fish!'"

I wonder if my brother will find it as funny as we did, or if you just had to be there?

And the quote of the day, also from il31415li: "A naked crazy person with a fork is always scarier than just a regular naked crazy person."

So true. So very, very true.

Happy New Year, to everyone for whom it's a new year.
Tags: bad jokes, charlie, il31315li, qotd

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