Today is one of those days. I just catch up with email and I get six more. (And that's just the WORK email -- forget personal email. Not gonna happen today.) I just get done putting out a fire and TEN MORE pop up!
And I'm still trying to figure out how the hell tomorrow is going to work since I have something like four things that are scheduled so tightly together that it's going to involve either the danger of a speeding ticket or some pretty fine timing.
Therefore, in light of the above, I hereby declare today, November 13th, National "Holy Christ on a Freakin' Wheat-thin, SLOW DOWN, WORLD!!!" Day, or "AIEEE Day" for short.
Celebrate as appropriate.