mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

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Such is my life

It's 2:15am as I write this.

I have approximately eight-thousand Chapsticks in this house. I know this for a fact, because I buy another one practically every time I go to the store.

Sometimes, I buy two or three.

If I could buy Chapsticks in bulk, I probably would.

However, at this moment, I cannot find ONE freaking Chapstick.

Not one.

I'm sure you all can appreciate that this is, indeed, a huge motherfuckin' tragedy.

(Note to sushirob: "tragedy" is another good word to use in conjunction with "motherfuckin'." Add this to the collection. Just sayin'.)


Hell with it. I'm going to sleep.
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