I live in a world in which there exists ...
No, I can't say it. I can't. It's just too ... too much.
It is even more wrong than the Singing Frog.
AND the singing gorillas.
What's that you say? Well, yes, you have a point. I should, indeed, face the darkness steadfastly, holding to hope that somehow, some way, the human race will survive despite all obstacles. Even this ... this evil ... can somehow be overcome.
I live in a world in which there exists ... a Chia Obama.
On a website which has A) autoplay sound and B) autoplay sound of "Hail to the Chief."
I mean, "Chia Obama" was wrong enough, but they had to put AUTOPLAYING SOUND on the site.