mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,
mrsveteran
mrsveteran

Don't miss the next exciting episode

In which sushirob and banshree take mrsveteran to Coldstone Creamery, and watch her eat half a gallon of ice cream. They then encourage her to become bulimic, and kidnap her to the local In-and-Out Burger, despite her screams of protest and terror at the thought of burgers going both in and out when they really should just stay in. Using the child door locks, they taunt her into thinking her window roller-upper is broken just to get her to sing Adam Sandler's "Piece of Shit Car" song, and they laugh as she bounces off the walls of the car on a sugar-buzz from hell during the 20-minute drive muttering "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!!!!" and "The cOlOrS .... tHe CoLoRs...."
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