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October 19th, 2004

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04:28 pm - News from Laptopia
I think my 'puter is dead, dead, dead. At least, the hard drive makes some unfortunate noises, and it won't boot into either Windows or Linux. Something about missing operating system kernels. Finicky bastard.

In my day, we didn't HAVE operating system kernels, and we were damn glad to CARVE our emails on STONE TABLETS!!!

So, now, as I type this on my laptop, I have but one thing to say:

Oh God, oh God, oh dear GOD IN HEAVEN, if you have EVER loved me at all, PLEASE for the sake of all that is HOLY, give me a USB MOUSE!!!! I can't take this fricking touchpad anymore!!! And while you're at it, please, PLEASE, disable that fricking CAPS LOCK kEY THAT KEEPS GETTING stuck!!!


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Date:October 19th, 2004 04:35 pm (UTC)
I always knew a computer would be the thing that pushed her over the edge into madness.

I'll miss her and her tiara madly.
[User Picture]
Date:October 19th, 2004 04:49 pm (UTC)
Touchpads are made by the devil.

I friended you, MrsV! Hope that's ok. :)
[User Picture]
Date:October 19th, 2004 04:57 pm (UTC)
They could at least have given me one of those little touch eraser things. I don't mind those.

And, yes, of course you can friend me! :-)
Date:October 19th, 2004 05:33 pm (UTC)
:::fondles USP mouse with the nifty wheel and back buttons:::

Envy me :P
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Date:October 20th, 2004 06:47 am (UTC)
I have three just in case one dies. I hate that touchpad so much.

I also hate that fucking caps lock button.

I vote you get a fully size USB or wireless KeyBoard next. ;)

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