September 25th, 2005

army

Dear Lowes Home Improvement Centers:

It is September.

SEPTEMBER!

It is FUCKING September, and there is NO reason to have CHRISTMAS decorations up.

Halloween, I could see.

Thanksgiving even.

But the giant Santa and Snowman 7-foot-tall snow globe with flowing snowish confetti is simply beyond the pale.

Straighten up, dammit!

Sincerely,

MrsVeteran

P.S. BAH, humbug!

Fuckers.