July 2nd, 2006

army

This is your Sacred Charge

I am laying this responsibility upon you all, because I know that you are up to the challenge. This may be one of the most important things you'll ever be asked to do, so please, take this seriously.

I need everyone to remember that it is now your job to remind me of something absolutely critical to my quality of life.

You should also be certain to commit this to your own memories, and hold it safe for that future occasion when you will need it more than you've ever needed anything in your previous experience.

There is one thing that, at this moment, I find absolutely critical for happiness and joy in life.

And that one thing is this:

Always take allergy medicine BEFORE attempting to clean the guest bedroom where no one has entered lo these many years.

Friends don't let friends drive dust.

Thank you.

*aaaaaaaahCHOO*

*achoo! achoo! aaaaaCHOOOO*

*sniiiiiiiiiiifffff*

And good night.