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November 15th, 2004

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06:15 pm - Nutrition Tip of the Day
Even though eating an entire bag of 40 fortune cookies seems like a good idea on the face of it because it will give you about 13 grams of protein, it will still cost you around 1,200 calories, will make your tummy hurt, and will still leave you lacking in essential vitamins and minerals for the day.

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[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 02:33 am (UTC)
Now I want a fortune cookie. :?
[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 02:43 am (UTC)
Out of curiosity, did the last fortune read:

Do not eat all cookies in one night.
Foolish person who do toss cookies in morning.

And on the reverse:

Your lucky numbers are: 42, X, 3.14, the square root of eleventeen, 2

[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 02:45 am (UTC)
You've been spying on me again!

Damn webcam.

[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 03:03 am (UTC)
What kind of stalker would I be if I hadn't been spying on you? ;)
[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 11:48 am (UTC)
* perks *

[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 06:06 am (UTC)
just take a multivitamin.

Or play WoW and just give up eating, drinking and sleeping
Date:November 16th, 2004 11:49 pm (UTC)

I'm in for 9 hours next semester on top of working full time. When not working and at class, will be working on class stuff. No WoW time.

*sobs some more*

OTOH, I'll be a little further along on the road to making movies. :)

Unless I win PowerBall. Then both!
[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 11:57 am (UTC)
I think you're only allowed to eat an entire bag of cookies if you're also drinking two or three more beers than you really should and your butt is more-or-less fused to the sofa because you've been sitting watching fairly dumb movies all day when you really should be doing other, more productive, things.

Then eating the entire bag of cookies is part of a package deal.

Not that I know anything about that sort of scenario.

BTW, what did you do with all the fortunes?
[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 03:23 pm (UTC)
another insightful PSA from MRS V
[User Picture]
Date:November 16th, 2004 10:33 pm (UTC)
ROFL... that totally sounds like something I would do!!!

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