I think I won for a few reasons. First, lines like "Why camoflage when you can GLAMoflage!" and "Now remember: the AK-47 never goes with Plaid!"
That and holding the rifle menacingly and looking around the room and saying, "I think we all know who the clear choice for the winner is, don't we?"
When I got home, and told Charlie about it, his comment was, "Okay. I'm gonna need you to un-sissyfy the gun now."