mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

Okay, WTF?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I stole yourdemonlover's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I put money in plklives's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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I did NOT know that was yourdemonlover's purse. I SWEAR it looked EXACTLY like mine. I just figured I must have forgotten that I had a Visa Gold card and $2,347.36 in cash. Hey, I'm absent-minded. Just ask Charlie: I'm always finding money I forgot I had.

In addition, I believe that I should get an extra 4,000 points for the brussel sprouts. I mean, come ON. Brussel sprouts? Seriously.

I have been robbed. ROBBED, I say!!!

Just remember who had your back in South Korea, Santa. That's right. I think you know what I'm getting at here.

Love, MrsVeteran

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