December 5th, 2005
|04:05 pm - Okay, WTF?|
This year I've been busy!
In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I stole yourdemonlover's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I put money in plklives's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
I did NOT know that was yourdemonlover's purse. I SWEAR it looked EXACTLY like mine. I just figured I must have forgotten that I had a Visa Gold card and $2,347.36 in cash. Hey, I'm absent-minded. Just ask Charlie: I'm always finding money I forgot I had.
In addition, I believe that I should get an extra 4,000 points for the brussel sprouts. I mean, come ON. Brussel sprouts? Seriously.
I have been robbed. ROBBED, I say!!!
Just remember who had your back in South Korea, Santa. That's right. I think you know what I'm getting at here.
I still say I was robbed.
And I ALWAYS yield at the supermarket.
(I like brussel sprouts too, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, dammit.)
I like to think I take credit for the brussel sprouts.
Ooh, parking meter -- thanks! I have probably paid more in parking tickets over the years than I have for my car.
In return, I'll send you an original VHS copy of Pretty Woman for Xmas. Don't thanks me -- no, really. Really.
Thank GOD for you!
I think we're down to our last 27 copies.
I was getting worried.
I know! I don't want to seem evangelical, but it really is important to celebrate the birth of the hooker with a heart of gold.
Wait; am I mixing genres again? Naaah.
yeah well i'm getting a moldy sandwhich!!!