Note to casting directors: I can do the "honking me horn" gesture of Trekkie Monster's surprisingly well for a girl.
Um ...
I mean ...
as a pantomime, not, like, actually honking someone else's horn.
'Cause, being a girl, I don't actually have a horn to honk, in that sense.
So to speak.
That didn't quite come out right ...
Dammit.
NEVER MIND.
That is all.
