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May 22nd, 2006

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03:29 pm - Naked Guns: The Epilogue
If you need to catch up on "Naked Guns," here you go:

Part I
Part II
Part III

And now, The Epilog:

Niki loves the word "fuckers." According to her, they really don't have a word as good as that in German. Oh, of course, there are sort of literal translations of it, and other cuss words, but really nothing that expresses the sheer joy inherent in the English statement, "Get busy, Fuckers!"

While we were going through the photos, I photoshopped a few of them slightly. For example, she had a bruise on her leg that I took out, and a little tiny blotch on her face that I removed. She seemed to fairly impressed by that, and looked thoughtfully at one picture of her pointing a handgun at the camera.

"Hmmm," she said. "Can you put words in the picture?"

"What, you mean like type something on it?" I asked.

"Yeah, can you like ..." (here she mimed typing things) "sort of like on a poster?"

"Sure," I said, "That's easy."

She thought about it for a moment.

"I want this one to say 'Get Busy, Fuckers!'" she said gleefully.

I looked at her and we started cracking up. "Okay," I agreed. "Let me see what I can do." It was at that point that I had to go up to bed, so it wasn't until the next morning that I, to coin a phrase, "got busy."

First, I took out the background and replaced it with solid black. Then, I put the simple, yet eloquent message, into the photo itself.

I sent it off to Niki's email address, along with several of the other pictures that we'd worked on earlier. Shortly thereafter, I received an email in return:

To: MrsVeteran
From: Niki
Subject: Re: Pictures

That's so cool! I am laughing my ass off ... right now! I will miss you a lot when I get back with people who have no sense of humor.

Well, I guess I need to try to get used to them ... "Get Busy Fuckers" will help. THAT'S THE ATTITUDE I LIKE!

And, indeed, what better attitude to have? You be the judge:

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Date:May 22nd, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
OMG! That picture's AWESOME! :D
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Date:May 22nd, 2006 11:15 pm (UTC)
I dont recognize that gun, did he get a new one? Or is just the perspective from being two different clips?

Then again, I typically dont stare at a gun that way.
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Date:May 23rd, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)
Bwahaha! I love it! Great pic, too!
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[User Picture]
Date:May 23rd, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
Imagine what I could do if I actually knew how to use Photoshop.
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Date:May 23rd, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
love the picture. Very laura croft. :o)
I'd be scared as hell to take the picture though... *LOL* never want to be on that end of a gun, thank you very much. ;o)
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Date:May 23rd, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
If Jaana had my training, she would never have taken that picture.

Although actually, I could take it with a digital because you can hold the screen away from you and still see it such that the gun is pointed at the camera and not technically at you.
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Date:June 6th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
that's awesome. I esp love this line:

I will miss you a lot when I get back with people who have no sense of humor.

So true Mrs V. So true. So many people do not have your sweet twisted sense of humor.

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