One-upmanship Seldom Heard
I don't think I've ever heard a conversation quite like this before, but on the other hand, knowing my friends, it's not all that surprising.
A: "Hey, man, I'M a level 60 Druid!"
B: "Oh yeah? Well, I can knit a bag with carrots on it, so fuck off!"
C: "Well, *I* have the remote."
D: "You win."