mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

Dear Google Gmail Team:

Just because I can read Portuguese does NOT mean that I want to get email in Portuguese. In fact, any email in Portuguese that I get can be considered spam. I do not care about the PROGRAMAÇÃO ESPECIAL or the festival de invierno. I am happy to read about the Copa do Mundo in English and on my own terms.

Anything in Portuguese.

In my mailbox.

Is spam.

Am I being clear here, guys?

It is spam. Anything in Portuguese.

Me no Portuguesey, yes? OK, Joe? Senhor?

For God's sake, please give us a language filter. The ONLY spam I get now is in Portuguese.

Make it stop.

Please, for the love of GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!

Love and kisses,


P.S. I hope this email will not affect my search engine rankings, because I really do love you guys so much that I would marry each and every one of you, male and female, if I weren't already married and straight.

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