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July 11th, 2006

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04:27 pm - Dear Google Gmail Team:
Just because I can read Portuguese does NOT mean that I want to get email in Portuguese. In fact, any email in Portuguese that I get can be considered spam. I do not care about the PROGRAMAÇÃO ESPECIAL or the festival de invierno. I am happy to read about the Copa do Mundo in English and on my own terms.

Anything in Portuguese.

In my mailbox.

Is spam.

Am I being clear here, guys?

It is spam. Anything in Portuguese.

Me no Portuguesey, yes? OK, Joe? Senhor?

For God's sake, please give us a language filter. The ONLY spam I get now is in Portuguese.

Make it stop.

Please, for the love of GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!

Love and kisses,

MrsVeteran

P.S. I hope this email will not affect my search engine rankings, because I really do love you guys so much that I would marry each and every one of you, male and female, if I weren't already married and straight.

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From:cookiegirlie
Date:July 12th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
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And I was whining about Russian spam this morning.

You win.

Hey! Could you make a filter for anything Proggie?
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From:sushirob
Date:July 12th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
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P.S. I hope this email will not affect my search engine rankings, because I really do love you guys so much that I would marry each and every one of you, male and female, if I weren't already married and straight.

But think of the combined net worth...
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From:plklives
Date:July 12th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
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And if she marries them in california, she gets to keep half their assets. Score!
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From:ktkatrina
Date:July 12th, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
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Mas portugese é o divertimento... ou assim que devem parecer pensar de se se mantiverem o usar nos email. Seu gosto quando você compôs ' códigos especiais porque um miúdo assim que ninguém mais poderiam ler notas que você passou na classe.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:July 12th, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
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LOL! Actually, we used sign language for that: instead of passing notes, we'd sign-spell stuff. You could do that pretty effectively, unobtrusively, and there was no note to read to the whole class. Sometimes for extra flair, we'd sign the words backwards.

:-)

Now I'm banning you from my journal for using Portuguese. Nothing personal. That's just the way it has to be.

Hahaha!
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From:kungfubarbie
Date:July 13th, 2006 02:46 pm (UTC)
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Haha. Mrs V I'm sure there is a way you can turn this portuguese spam to your advantage.
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From:secret_x_stars
Date:July 18th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
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Gmail lets Portuguese spam in my inbox. All other spam is sent directly to my spam folder.

I don't understand it.

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