First, ginmar is put to death for insubordination. Sorry, Gin. You know I love ya, but you've just got that attitude, ya know? Nothing personal. If you'd just bow down to me like everyone else, it wouldn't have to be this way. alberonn, take her away.
Second, apparently I am my own figurehead in my puppet government! I always wanted to be able to pull my own strings and make myself dance. BOO-yah!
Then, of course, there's sushirob as the leader of the military. Actually, that's not all that funny because he'd probably be a great fascist general, but it's rather amusing considering the closest he's been to the military is probably MMORPG's. Not to mention the whole anti-authority thing.