mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

Quote of the Day

Last night we were hanging out, waiting for the Bad Movie to start, and somehow we ended up talking about maturity, and dementia and so forth. Someone asked me what I planned to do when Charlie got old and started suffering from dementia. I said, "I already have plans for that."

"Yeah," said Charlie, "It's called AFLAC long-term care insurance."

"Hell no," said sushirob, "When dementia sets in, we're taking you out to the wilderness with a shitload of guns and waiting for the book deal."

I have to admit, it beats AFLAC...

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