October 15th, 2006
|09:15 pm - And by the way ...|
Bringing your cute little fluffy Pomeranian to your booth at the Psychic Fair is CHEATING. Do you hear me? It's cheating, that's what it is! All those people hanging around going "OMG PUPPY!!!" And then you just say, "Would you like a tarot reading?" And they don't want to leave the cute puppy, so they do it. And you get all the customers just because of your cute, fluffy Pomeranian.
I'm onto you people.
I'm filing a protest with the ... um ... with the ... board of ... psychic fair ... examiners.
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!
Oh, and next time?
Next time I'm bringing the little white teacup Maltese. See how your Pomeranian matches up to THAT!
Ooh, you could start a fluffy arms race with the other psychics. I can see bringing in progressively smaller and cuter animals until you have to do some genetic manipulation to create a real-life tribble or something.
"I'll see your Pomeranian, and raise you a TEACUP MALTESE!"
"Well, I'll see your teacup Maltese and raise you a Min Pin!"
"Oh, yeah, well I'll SEE your Min Pin and raise you a small basket of three-week-old KITTENS! With little pink BOWS around their necks! And false eyelashes like in a Chuck Jones cartoon!!!"
"Free kitten with every 20-minute reading!!!"
Fucking genius! A GENIUS, you are!
teacup Maltese - you are indeed sadistic.
my husband's uncle recently got one of these for his daughters. Thing is soooo tiny. I finally saw what the appeal is in dogs that size. The thing will ALWAYS look like a cute little puppy.
Seriously. This thing is full-grown, and it's slightly bigger than our cocker spaniel's head. Plus, he has arthritis in his knees, so you can mention that, and people will be all, "ohhhhhhh, poooooor puppy!"
Yes, yes. It's all part of my clever plan for PSYCHIC FAIR DOMINATION!!!
Ooh, and put him in a little doggy wheelchair. That would be the most pathetic! And say that he swam to safety during hurricane Katrina and saved a group of orphans by bringing the rescuers back to them.
No, wait, pulling a group of orphans to safety in a dinghy.
There we go. You cannot beat that.
I'm just cracking up at how EVERYTHING is a competition with you!
You kill me. Seriously.
I think the Psychic Fair needs to turn into another sushi story. :-)
Not yet. At the moment it's just a few random blog entries. :-)
" All those people hanging around going "OMG PUPPY!!!" And then you just say, "Would you like a tarot reading?" And they don't want to leave the cute puppy, so they do it. "
So MRS V, what did your reading say?
It said I need to bring some fucking KITTENS the next time to counteract the fluffy puppy, that's what it said.
Oh, and also, that I should write a book.
But I'm not sure about the last part.
I think the last part sound spot on. But whatever would you write about?
Yeah, see, that's the problem right there. I have nothing to write about with my dull and uninteresting life.
Yeah. Your life is pretty dull. Why do I talk to you again?
You got me.
Nothing better to do?
1. Because KFBabe is also writing a book and needs stories about crazy people other than just herself. Now she can steal yours.
2. She likes to point and laugh.
3. The CSI spinoffs haven't lived up to the hype.
4. ADHD. Now she's reading a cereal box.
yes i'm stealing all of MRS V's stories. mwahahah