Bringing your cute little fluffy Pomeranian to your booth at the Psychic Fair is CHEATING. Do you hear me? It's cheating, that's what it is! All those people hanging around going "OMG PUPPY!!!" And then you just say, "Would you like a tarot reading?" And they don't want to leave the cute puppy, so they do it. And you get all the customers just because of your cute, fluffy Pomeranian.
I'm onto you people.
I'm filing a protest with the ... um ... with the ... board of ... psychic fair ... examiners.
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!
Oh, and next time?
Next time I'm bringing the little white teacup Maltese. See how your Pomeranian matches up to THAT!