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December 6th, 2006


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06:04 pm - And while we're on the subject of safety tips ...
Whatever you do, do NOT put on a perfume that smells exactly like cotton candy and then walk by the cookie aisle in the local Raleys.

Or the candy aisle.

Or the ice cream aisle.

Or ... oh, hell, anything resembling sweets.

Especially on an empty stomach.

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From:imgreen
Date:December 7th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
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are you by chance talking about that pink sugar perfume? It smells sooo goood *drool*
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 7th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
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Man, I forget what it's called but I think it's by "Body Shop." It's a body spray perfume that smells EXACTLY like cotton candy. Sooooooo goood.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 7th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I was wrong. It's by "Body Fantasies" http://bodyfantasies.com/ and it's "Cotton Candy Fantasy." Yummmmmmm!
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From:passion_nymph
Date:December 7th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
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Never food shop on empty.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 7th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
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Dude. You don't even have to be shopping for food! Never go into a store that HAS any kind of food on empty!

Especially while wearing cotton candy perfume.

:-)
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From:diachrony
Date:December 7th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
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More girly goo enabling!

So did this perfume cause you to ingest any unplanned calories?

Speaking of calories ... TRUFFLES ARRIVED. Two nights ago. I am swimming in chocolate. (No, I didn't open them, 'cause they're supposed to be gifts! Damn it!!)

Did you get your ten-cent commission? ;)
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 7th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
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TRUFFLES!!! Yes, actually, the stupid cotton candy perfume made me eat truffles. Arrrrgggh.

Oh, you totally should have gotten some for yourself. I'll be lucky if any of them end up as gifts. hahaha!

Looks like I did get commission! Wheee! I got two whole bucks, actually. Nice -- I thought it would be a lot less. Only 48 more dollars to go to get a check. hahahaha! :-) Did you order three boxes of them, or did someone else hit that link too? My report is showing that 3 boxes were ordered.

MmmmmMMmmm. Truffffffleeeees. They are absolutely killing my tummy, but they are sooooooo good. Save me!!!
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From:diachrony
Date:December 8th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
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I got 4 boxes of those truffles actually. (Of course they all came in one shipping box.)

Hm.
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From:mrsveteran
Date:December 7th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
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P.S. Each box contains two sealed bags of the truffles, so you can open it, take out one bag for yourself, then stick a ribbon on the other bag as a gift.

Can't you hear the truffles calling to you? Eeeeeeeat us! Eeeeeeeaaat ussss! You don't want to make the truffles sad!

haha

Yes, I'm evil.
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From:diachrony
Date:December 8th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)
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Ha! I *did* think those boxes were pretty huge! Now I know there's 2 bags inside each one ... mmMMMmmmm ...

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