mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,
mrsveteran
mrsveteran

And while we're on the subject of safety tips ...

Whatever you do, do NOT put on a perfume that smells exactly like cotton candy and then walk by the cookie aisle in the local Raleys.

Or the candy aisle.

Or the ice cream aisle.

Or ... oh, hell, anything resembling sweets.

Especially on an empty stomach.
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