mrsveteran (mrsveteran) wrote,

Methods in Education for the New Century

Have you ever wondered what the universities are doing to stay hip with the new economy? Today, I learned a new one.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: "No, Charlie can't make it. He had to go to prison today."

My boss: "Um ... nothing serious, I hope!"

Me: "No, no, he's doing his internship there for school."

Our HR Director: "School? What kind of school has internships at the PRISON?"

My boss (with a totally straight face): "It's required for the MBA program now. You know, because of Enron and MCI."

Our HR Director: "Oh yeah. Makes sense."

So now you know. Remember: give generously to the alumni fund. The child you send to prison could be your own.

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